This is the homepage of the Beddist Order, followers of Beddism.

The path to a greater peace lies in bed, this is the path of the Beddist. Rest and happiness may both be found in equal measure in bed, and while these things soothe away the troubles of the physical form, the spirit and the mind may be put to higher things. The pursuit of these higher things, as well as the physical enlightenment are the duties of the beddist, and nothing more.

Beddism! A Life Choice For Everyone! Tired? Tired of doing things in cold weather and harsh lighting? Become an Enlightened Beddist and rest easy, safe in the knowledge that you can spend more time in bed pursuing greater things!

The Some Commandments of Beddism:

The devout beddist shall not rise from the holy bed at an earlier hour than is necessary. Rising at the last possible moment is encouraged. This teaches effective control of available time (as well as allowing for extended lie-ins).

The pursuit of a comfortable bed should be considered a complimentary task to the pursuit of enlightenment through spending time in a comfortable bed.

First one to the higher planes gets a lie-in!

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