"jinx!.." "galaga!" "digdug!" "ultraman HAH!" Crusader and Xencat, permanently. % "I've exploded for no reason" Xencat 2/97 % "It's just a long chain of elephants" Xencat 2/97 % "Lordy! Lordy!" Anon. Brookes Lecturer 2/97 % "*wow*, they've got a directory for sunlight!" Crus & Xen 3/97 % "if I don't find a free computer soon, I'm leaving, and I'm taking the network with me." Xencat, not impressed with rooms full of LUsers 3/97 -> present day % "Flaming Shamblers" Xencat 4/97 % "its like playing space invaders with people's connections" Xencat, using sniffit and ToD 5/97 % "yeah I know it doesn't do anything, but its really good at finding walls!" Xencat 7/97 % "the security holes are here, here and here..." Xencat, commenting on Brookes Security, in best stewardess voice. 9/97 % C "I'm running 'round in circles and I don't know where I am" C,X "I'm running 'round in circles and I don't know where I am" C,X,J,N "I'm running 'round in circles and I don't know where I am" chorus(all) "I'm running 'round in circles and I don't know where I a-m" Crusader, Xencat, Jon and Nobby, during Quake, 10/97 % "argh, wibble" "no, argv" Crus & Xen 10/97 % _Reginald_the_Recursive_Rabbit_ Anon. Brookes Lecturer 11/97 % "I'm Dead!" "*I'm* Dead!" "Tom's listening to NIN." Jon, Crusader, Nobby playing yet more Quake 11/97 % "that water's bleeding at me!" Crus 12/97 % "I'm an alien" Anon. Brookes Lecturer 1/98 [Actually a certain Dr D. Shrimpton] % "see, if I do this find program, the SUN crashes..." Jon 1/98 % "its my life and I can cry if I want to." Xencat end of 1/98 % "you know how it is..." "yeah. it always ends up with us having a massive gunfight." Crus & Xen 2/98 % "hey cool, if I run this alot of times, I get a load average of 48..." Xencat 2/98 % "*whats* going on?" Nobby 3/98 % "there is no significance in the number five" chorus: "YES THERE IS" Joy Reed, Xen & Crus. 3/98 % "its an apple. *why*?" Jon 3/98 % " blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ..." " its got blah syndrome" " blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ..." Xencat's SunDir program, Crusader 3/98 % "hmm, brookesF1 has gone down, is Tom on the network?" Nobby 3/98 % "I'm not dead!" Xencat, playing a *buggy* version of RLQ 3/98 % "I can't move, can somebody kill me?" Xencat, playing a *buggy* version of RLQ on a bad level 3/98 % "someone stop revving that baby" Crusader 4/98 % "Friends, Romans, Countrymen" "wanna cookie?" Xencat and Lin 19/4/98 % "oh get a life, dough boy" Wendal to Germ 19/4/98 % "splarfle twinkle pointy boots go flying" Xencat 19/4/98 % "ludiocracy - the silly class" Xencat 19/4/98 % 'why are those kids blue?' Jon 5/98 % "you sexy african beast you" Crusader, to Nobby 5/98 % "ooh" said Tom "my laptop's vibrating" Xencat 6/98 % 'how would you pronounce "loosing"...... if you were Carl McCoy' Crusader 3/7/98 % 'hes doing silly things with the letter e' Crusader 3/7/98 % 'whats your fucking problem???' 'the second line!!' Xen & Crus 3/7/98 % 'that *may* be the case, but its not the *point*' Xen 3/7/98 % 'it goes into.....' 'wibble?' 'AHA! so he admits it!' Xen & Crus 3/7/98 % 'I don't like it when you say "interesting" anymore..." '*evil laugh*' Crus & Xen 3/7/98 % "either the network's dead, or my ping has stopped" Xencat 3/7/98 % "what do you want from him?" "sexual favours." Jo and Xencat 7/98 % "Rolf Harris is not god" Crusader 24/7/98 % "doing it on a vax would be perverted" Xencat 28/7/98 % "Mariah Carey, the only woman to sing in UpPy DoWnY CaSe" Crusader, 9/98 % "Good Morning, I'm a Deep Tea Diver, could I interest you in some double glazing?" Crusader 17/10/98 % "How do you play with yourself?" Nobby 11/98 % "There is a difference between reality and plastic" Anonymous % "Slow down Jon, you're leaking" Xencat 1/1/99 % "I'm not in right now, but Britain will take a message" Crusader 30/1/99 % "Well, weren't they surprised when I took my head off!" Luthien 30/1/99 % "My short-term memory is.... what was I saying?" Luthien 30/1/99 % "Either a group of joggers just ran past, or one asthmatic duck" Crusader 30/1/99 % [From Playing Atomic Bomberman] "You..... fucking romandotron!" Jon 19/2/99 % [From Playing Atomic Bomberman] "I am not a romandotron!" "Yes you are, its written across your forehead 'I AM A ROMANDOTRON'" Crus, Jon 19/2/99 % [From Playing Atomic Bomberman] "CHRIST TROUSERS!" Jon 18/2/99 % "If you see the problem, you are the problem" Xencat 15/2/99 % "Usenet. more angst per Mb than anywhere else" Xencat 15/2/99 % *xencat munches kiwiwiwi(all the way home) fruit Xencat 15/2/99 % " jon; what's your preferred email address for receiving dodgy pictures?" Kake 21/3/99 % "I'm just an operator on these godly machines" Oxide 28/3/99 % "your fingers are dissolving" Xencat 31/3/99 % "every sport is the same if you only get to see the opposition's shoulders" Crusader 31/3/99 % "Is this a private trouting or can anyone join in?" Crusader 6/4/99 % "Coffee and Senser, the only way to start the day" Xencat 12/4/1999 7:03am % "Let sleeping threads die" Xencat 12/4/1999 8:06am % "I try not to pick fights with buildings" Crusader 27/4/99 % "The world is a dark place, I like to dress appropriately" Crusader 18/5/99 % "seeing death as the next step sometimes helps me see life as the reason to stay where I am" Crusader 23/5/99 % "nearly got my heartbeat working" Xencat 5/6/99 % "What can we do in two parts?" "Well, first you get the body, then you get the saw" Crusader, Xencat, 23/6/99 % "I'm out of IRC for a week and everyone thinks I'm german." Han_Solo 25/6/99 % "The Matrix: where two vectors meet and fall in love" Adrian Fish 28/6/99 % "The world is a dark place, I like to see it appropriately" Xencat 7/99 % "I have great presence of socks" Xencat 10/7/99 10am % "Whats presence of socks?" "like presence of mind, only much more disappointing" Enki, Xencat 10/7/99 10:05am % "I have the lights off, the brightness turned down to 2 and I'm wearing sunglasses, IT'S STILL TOO BRIGHT!" Xencat 15/7/1999 2am % "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. " QBall (http://qball.simplenet.com/pod/) 15/7/1999 % "shit, I'm on top of the fucking map" 16/7/99 12am Enki % "We want to set up a McDonalds drive-thru shooting franchise" Enki and Xencat 16/7/99 2:30am % "New Tactile Nuke, It looks something like a furby" Enki 16/7/99 2:42am % "Have you ever noticed the similarity between a Tribble and a Thermal Detonator" Xencat 16/7/99 2:43am % "Its the screams that make it." "As with so much in life." Xencat and Enki 22/07/1999 % "You know, life is dark, the world sucks, but even in that state it can still produce things like our friends and loved ones. They may be only the smallest constellations in the infinite night, but the harder you look the brighter they get." Crusader 22/07/1999 % "Fudge!!" Elfie 27/07/1999 11pm % "If the world listened to us, things would run a lot better." Crusader and Xencat 30/7/1999 % "I enjoy killing royalty" Xencat 31/7/1999 % "Attack of the Cotswold Luddites" Crusader 31/7/1999 % "Sanity is Overrated" Crusader 2/8/1999 % "You're a typographical hitchhiker?" "catch a word and ride it, and nick the keys while I'm at it" "hotwire the words and joytype" Crusader, Lin^, Crusader 2/8/1999 % "number 12, the dutch migratory hedge" Crusader 2/8/1999 % "John Carmack is a Vorlon" Xencat 6/8/1999 % "Its not raining from the direction I was expecting it to" "Well, its never rained *up* in my lifetime" Rob, Chris 8/8/1999 % "What do we want? Demons!" "When do we want them? Now!" Xencat and Enki, halfway through the 1999 solar eclipse % "Lynx: The 'smash and grab' web browser" Xencat 12/08/1999 5:30pm % "using analogies in conversations is 99% guaranteed to produce quotes" Crus 12/8/1999 % "tom is *not* a threat to national security!" "not when he's off caffiene.." Jon, Crus 12/8/1999 % "clumsy friends breed sociopaths" Enki 21/8/1999 % "muzzle velocity?" "350 metres per second, but I always feel its more impressive in feet" "its my gun, not my penis, agent" from the movie Sabotage, Mark Dacascos and Carrie Anne "Trinity" Moss % Tank:"So what do you need? besides a miracle." Neo: "Guns. Lots of Guns." from the movie The Matrix. % "hurray and hurrah for arrays of r. that reminds me, I have a rocket to code" Crus 18/9/1999 % "Are you following me?" "yes." "why?" "you were the prettiest one at the funeral." from the movie The January Man, Kevin Kline and Mary E Mastrantonio % "I don't drive cars, I posess them." Xen 24/9/1999 % "and the aliens came to earth, and stayed at the only place that could support them.." "the Hotel Cheese 1000!" Xen, Crus, 8/10/1999 % "if this takes 5 years, I'm going to be approaching 30, erk" "everybody's approaching 30" "even people who are past 30 are approaching 30, just with a negative vector" Enki, Jon, Nobby 10/10/99 % "like browsing, thats what your mates do while you steal stuff" Nobby 10/10/99 % "audience: Wooo" "audience: boing" Crus, Enki 14/10/99 % "its ok, I'm on prozac, I can take it" Crus 14/10/99 % "and now, young newbie, you.. will.. die." Crus 14/10/99 % "I want a GUI for my brain" Enki 16/10/1999 % "help! there's a noodle loose on my duvet!" Crus 16/10/1999 % "look at the Artex!" Xen 17/10/1999 % "welcome to the hatstand zone, please leave your reality at the door" Enki 17/10/1999 % "netline: come for a job, stay for a laugh" Enki 19/10/1999 % "walk softly and carry an armoured tank brigade." Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Man % "ooh, thats cool" "what?" "oh, no it isn't" Crus, Enki 19/10/1999 % "are you saying windows is a narcoleptic operating system?" "yes" enki, Crus 19/10/1999 % "make love not legal proceedings" Crus 26/10/1999 % "you're shooting in the dark really" "nah, if I was shooting in the dark you'd hear trick or treaters going 'ow'" Enki, Crus, 31/10/1999 (Halloween) % "my key is 128 bits" "in real life, the most secure key is 1 bit" enki, Crus 10/11/1999 % "the 1000 cheese hotel? is that like 1000 island dressing?" Crus 10/11/1999 % "I may be a pig, but I play a real mean banjo" unidentified edutainment character % "Thats the most infuriating seashell I've ever climbed" Enki 12/11/1999 % "I can leap off tall buildings in a single bound!" Xencat 17/11/1999 % so mirc and then Brain? where can i get that? 18/11/1999 % "better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it" Crus, lots of times, 1999 % Blood, when Snickers just doesn't satisfy. Xencat, 23:34 04/12/1999 % "area effect weapons are the friend of the keyboard player" Crus, 7/12/1999 % "I'm living in a post-apocalyptic banana" Xencat 7/12/1999 % I once averaged 1.2 fucks a second when I hurt my knee 18/12/1999 % "I am classy, I just piss in the sink." Nobby 12/1999 % "don't you ever sleep?" "not while there's a free terminal" from Demon Seed % "if this is going to turn into another fruit based conversation, I'm going to leave" Enki 12/1/2000 % "Maureen Lipman in leather is not kinky" Enki 12/1/2000 % "accuracy? we were talking about badgers" Crus 13/1/2000 % "what? you mean you can throw badgers accurately" Crus 13/1/2000 % "he wasn't really evil, he was evil in a fun way" Enki 13/1/2000 % "unless they've done something really out of the park" Nobby 20/1/2000 % "another day, another character assassination." chris from netline % "its hard to think when you've got a head full of rain" Enki 23/1/2000 % "one of those great hatstand moments, run out onto beach, see jeep, run back again" Crus 23/1/2000 % "I NEED A MAN!!!" Xencat 23/1/2000 % can I watch? *Lucy slaps jon 9/2/2000 % "I disagree with the whole concept of strawberries." Nobby 18/2/2000 % "I'm a dirty bastard... thank you... thank you.." Nobby 18/2/2000 % "Apple: An apple is something that is usually green or red and tastes of apples, sometimes, they are small and orange.....oh hang on thats a satsuma or, or a clementine. Help I'm in the wrong place, What page am I on?? Nuns nuns, reverse reverse! (sound of head hitting desk over and over)" Crus and Enki redefine Apple 15/3/2000 % "side to side" "no, up and down" "actually, a circular motion is best" Crus (speaking in a serious tone of voice), Enki, 22/3/2000 % *sneeze* "bless you" "thanks, I'm trying to get all the cat out of my system" Enki, Crus 7/4/2000 % "If he's male, attractive and desperate, he's in. I mean female! dohhhh." Nobby 15/4/2000 % "I'm more odd than mondays" Enki 17/4/2000 % "I wasn't there, I got a sea bass." Enki 21/4/2000 % "I want to raise a 100ft tall mutant cow, then tell it everything it ever did was wrong, and slap it" Crus 7/8/2000 % "you eating crisps?" Enki 7/8/2000 (think Rex the Runt) % "the rinky pink pamphlet, you know that he's a groovy cat, what a scholar, what a fellow, what an acrobat, its the rinky oink pamphlet, and its as plain as your nose, that he's the one and only, truly original, pamphlet oink from head to toe" Enki and Crus 8/8/2000 % "why do you have women shrieking in your bedroom?" Enki, to Crus 8/8/2000 % "Where haven't I been" "on the moon" "ah, I've been there!" "er, legally?" Enki, Crus 8/8/2000 % I realised something was broken when the footle was blue. 10/5/2000 % mine could be 3ft - i only guessing 20/5/2000 % Nobby: what happened to you in your youth? it must've been terrible... 20/5/2000 % "They know my name, my name is Death, and I am Alive. I am Alive." Lyrics from Incubus by Recoil % I'm bored. you wanna be seduced or sedated? ;) 22/5/2000 % "Tanaqui would like a badger, it would be fluffy with claws and everything!" "She can't have one she'd eat it." Xencat, Elfie 30/5/2000 % "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me." -- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental institution, circa 17th century. % "The planet we are parked next to is about to go up like a Roman Candle, what am I supposed to do, huh? Arrest It??" Garribaldi, A Voice in the Wilderness Pt. 2. from Babylon5 % "If they all got together in one place and hated, all at once, they could reduce Centauri Prime to ashes, such is the power of their hatred." Londo Molari speaking of the Narn. from Babylon5 % "Figures..., All my life I have fought against Imperialism, now, suddenly, I AM the expanding Russian Frontier" "But with very nice borders..." Commander Ivanova and Doctor Franklin talking about her "Food Plan", A Distant Star. from Babylon5 % "If the primates that we came from had known that some day politicians would come out of the... gene pool, they'd have stayed up in the trees and written evolution off as a bad idea." Captain Sheridan on desk jobs, A Distant Star. from Babylon5 % "We are the Universe made manifest, trying to find itself" Ambassador Delenn, A Distant Star. from Babylon5 % "You were standing in the middle of the plaza yelling that the day of judgement was coming" "did it?" "I dunno... I may have missed a staff meeting..." Garribaldi and .. , The Long Dark. from Babylon5 % 'cause she actually got up today and thought I'm going to dress like a structure from Fraggle Rock Nobby, talking about the Queen of Moss Side(!) Carnival, 19/7/2000 % This default hour of grey and perpetual dawn. pg 36, Idoru, William Gibson % Past ambient forests of black umbrellas, waiting to cross at an intersection. pg 163, Idoru, William Gibson % "Imagination is more important than knowledge" Albert Einstein (allegedly) % Life is short. Then it breathes nether. You die. % The Optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds. The Pessimist fears that this is so. James Branch Cabell % "Give a man fire and he's warm for a while. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett % A party of mostly clerics and magic users, who noticed in the midst of an assassination attempt that Silence, Darkness, and Fireball all have roughly equivalent radiuses. Cast them all simultaneously, and you get: "Dwarmigi's Inconspicuous Fireball-- I don't know what it was, but it sure hurt like hell..." % From a first edition AD&D campaign in which someone was playing a gnome (all of whom have the ability to speak with small burrowing mammals): "Are those small burrowing lions, by any chance?" % and then MP said 'hold the other rl' and i said 'where the fuck is that?' 6/8/2000 (after being beaten by AA on a custom map) % pressing alt+f4 is easier than you think 9/8/2000 % "allowing the pages of The Sun to pass before your eyes does not constitute reading, Lewis" Inspector Morse % 'wheres quad on this level' MP usually has it!! chip and werty practicing quake % my friend debbie was miss lesbo uk last year a usual evenings conversation in #q3hat % "I had big hair, a big beard, and went nuts for a while" Enki on the stress of the games development industry 18/9/2000 % footstepp0rs on the dance floor seen on #barrysworld (well I found it funny) % "like the SSRI of Damocles" Enki on the pros and cons of Anti-Depressants 28/9/2000 % those extra 6 inches are completely unnecessary 28/9/2000 % "You're the problem, now you solve it!" Yer Old by Reef % "If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands." Dirk Gently, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams, pg 216 % "Richard was looking at the bird as if it was the most extraordinary thing he had ever seen in his life, and the bird was looking at Richard as if defying him to find it's beak even remotely funny." from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams, pg 213 % "'Dirk Gently is the name under which I now trade. There are certain events in the past, I'm afraid, from which I would wish to disassociate myself.' 'Absolutely, I know how you feel. Most of the fourteenth century, for instance, was pretty grim.' agreed Reg earnestly" from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams, pg 188 % "The French call it le métro, the subway, and the Russians call it the river, but subway won't carry the distance, and river, for Americans, can't carry quite the same loneliness. Call it the Tovyevski Anomaly Coordinates if you don't mind bringing Olga into it. Olga Tovyevski, Our Lady of Singularities, Patron Saint of the Highway." from Hinterlands, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "Olga, who was our first hitchhiker, the first one to stick out her thumb on the wavelength of hydrogen, made it home in two years. At Tyuratam, in Kazakhstan, one gray winter morning, they recorded her return on eighteen centimeters of magnetic tape." from Hinterlands, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "Exobiology suddenly found itself standing on unnervingly solid ground: one and seven-tenths grams of highly organized biological information, definitely extraterrestrial. Olga's seashell generated an entire subbranch of the science, devoted exclusively to the study of... Olga's seashell." from Hinterlands, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "I stood at the port and watched the clearing take shape, as reflected sunglight entered Heaven. Heaven runs on Greenwich Standard; big Mylar mirrors were swivelling somewhere, out in the bright vacuum, on schedule for a Greenwich Standard dawn. The recorded birdsongs began back in the trees. Birds have a very hard time in the abscence of true gravity. We can't have real ones, because they go crazy trying to make do with centrifugal force." from Hinterlands, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "The first time you see it, Heaven lives up to its name, lush and cool and bright, the long grass dappled with wildflowers. It helps if you don't know that most of the trees are artificial, or the amount of care required to maintain something like the optimal balance between blue-green algae and diatom algae in the ponds. Charmian says she expects Bambi to come gamboling out of the woods, and Hiro claims he knows exactly how many Disney engineers were sworn to secrecy under the National Security Act." from Hinterlands, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "If the first ones to come back had only returned with seashells, I doubt Heaven would be out here. Heaven was built after a dead Frenchman returned with a twelve-centimeter ring of magnetically coded steel locked in his cold hand, black parody of the lucky kid who wins the free ride on the merry-go-round. We may never find out where or how he got it, but that ring was the Rosetta stone for cancer. So now it's cargo cult time for the human race. We can pick things up out there that we might not stumble across in research for a thousand years." from Hinterlands, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "People are popping back off the Highway dead, or else they come back drooling, singing nursery rhymes. The live ones last about three days, won't say a goddamned thing, then shoot themselves or go catatonic." from Hinterlands, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "Kremlin's screaming. CIA's going nuts. And worst of all, the multinationals who want to back the show are getting cold feet. 'Dead spacemen? No data? No deal, friends.' So they're getting nervous, all those supershrinks, until some flake, some grinning weirdo from Berkely maybe says, (and her drawl sank to parody stoned mellowness) ' Like, hey, why don't we just put these people into a really *nice* place, with a lotta *good* dope, and somebody they can really *relate* to, hey?'" from Hinterlands, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "But the Highway is governed by rules, and we've learned a few of them. That gives us something to cling to: Rule One: One entity per ride; no teams, no couples. Rule Two: No artificial intelligences; whatever's out there won't stop for a smart machine, at least not the kind we know how to build. Rule Three: Recording instruments are a waste of space; they always come back blank." from Hinterlands, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "Dozens of new schools of physics have sprung up in Saint Olga's wake, ever more bizarre and more elegant heresies, each one hoping to shoulder its way to the inside track. One by one, they all fall down. In the whispering quiet of Heaven's nights, you imagine you can hear the paradigms shatter, shards of theory tinkling into brilliant dust as the lifework of some corporate think tank is reduced to the tersest historical footnote, and all in the time it takes your damaged traveller to mutter some fragment in the dark." from Hinterlands, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "There are things we send down the Highway (a woman named Olga, her ship, so many more who've followed) and things that come to us (a madwoman, a seashell, artifacts, fragments of alien technologies). The Black Box theorists assure us that our primary concern is to optimize this exchange. We're out here to see that our species gets its money's worth. Still, certain things become increasingly evident; one of them is that we aren't the only flies who've found their way into an airport. We've collected artifacts from at least half a dozen wildly divergent cultures." from Hinterlands, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "Bobby was a cowboy, and ice was the nature of his game. ice, from ICE, Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics. The matrix is an abstract representation of the relationships between data systems. Legitimate programmers jack into their employer's sector of the matrix and find themselves surrounded by bright geometrics representing corporate data." from Burning Chrome, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "Getting a bargain from the Finn was like God repealing the law of gravity when you have to carry a heavy suitcase down ten blocks of airport corridor." from Burning Chrome, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "'What happened to your arm?' she asked me one night in the Gentleman Loser, the three of us drinking at a small table in a corner. 'Hang-gliding' I said, 'accident.' 'Hang-gliding over a wheatfield' said Bobby, 'place called Kiev. Our Jack's just hanging there in the dark, under a Nightwing parafoil, with fifty kilos of radar jammer between his legs, and some Russian asshole accidentally burns his arm off with a laser.'" from Burning Chrome, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "It took eight hours to crack: three hours with the waldo and the laser and four dozen taps, two hours on the phone to a contact in Colorado, and three hours to run down a lexicon disc that could translate eight-year-old technical Russian. Then Cyrillic alphanumerics started reeling down the monitor, twisting themselves into English halfway down. There were a lot of gaps, where the lexicon ran up against specialized military acronyms in the readout I'd bought from my man in Colorado, but it did give me some idea of what I'd bought from the Finn. I felt like a punk who'd gone out to buy a switchblade and come home with a small neutron bomb." from Burning Chrome, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "The program in the jeweller's vise was a Russian military icebreaker, a killer-virus program." from Burning Chrome, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "My fifteen initial and very oblique inquiries each seemed to breed fifteen more. I was looking for a certain service Bobby and I both imagined was a requisite part of the world's clandestine economy, but which probably never had more than five customers at a time. It would one that never advertised. We were looking for the world's heaviest fence, for a non-aligned money laundry capable of dry-cleaning a megabuck online cash transfer and then forgetting about it." from Burning Chrome, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % "I watched zeros pile up behind a meaningless figure on the monitor. I was rich." from Burning Chrome, short story in Burning Chrome, by William Gibson % [14:29] yup, but at least they would get to play, so we wouldn't have to faff around with doing a team rotation for the A team [14:29] A Team :) [14:30] a-team 0wns [14:30] * AlyGreeny looks for the mp3 :) [14:30] eek whos who then? [14:30] i'm not being BA :) [14:30] lol [14:30] alien == murdoch the nutter [14:31] hehe [14:31] :) [14:31] claw will have to be face [14:31] aly == hannibal [14:31] bah i'm BA :/ [14:31] lol #quake.ox sort out their new image 6/11/2000 % "quake 2 - another fine waste of disk space where you could use if for something less useless like animal pr0n" 'nuff said. % do we have enuf for team A v Team B praccy ? now? now is bad. yah? okay. can i have 50/50 on that or can i call a friend ? Final answer? You had a clan.. ..you just lost *a whole B team*. #q3hat off on a tangent 7/11/2000 % i only like chicks with dicks followed by.. <[DREXCIYA]> i like blokes with tits and then.. The state of Mephiston swings both ways. and *then*.. spare a bitch guvnor? ... any1 else go homosexual when theyre drunk? #q3hat - there *must* be something in the water.. 14/11/2000 % <[7]MindPhuck> im serious bout this game.. ive even cleaned the pubes from my mouse!! :) #q3hat - just before the ClanWars Division 4 decider game vs Xs 16/11/2000 % <[7]Drexciyian> we forgot something <[7]MindPhuck> let me get this over and done with <[7]Drexciyian> TOTALLY <[7]MindPhuck> ruffting <[7]MindPhuck> FUCKING TAKE IT RIGHT! #q3hat - clanwars division 4 trophy is OURS! 16/11/2000 % 'it's time to start the music, it's time to light the lights, it time to start the log file on the Mephy show tonight!' 29/11/2000 meph is heading for the bar. we all know what happens next. % "thanks to sesame street, tell people you're a vampire and they'll ask you to count to ten with them" Rex the Vampire, from Urban Gothic on Channel 5 % and i've been castrating ppl for years with a variety of implements sloffy reveals her murky past % mp: that was my 12year old nephew playing mp: btw mp: *cough* drex: he's better than you :) mp: stfu the hidden talent in mp's family is uncovered % yeah tribes was a nice novelty :) but the game is still gayu lol.. who u telling like :) ok heres my reckoning ppl who played qw and were shite at it played q2 ppl who played q2 and were shit at it played tribes so tha makes them pretty shit nobody wanted em so they invented their own faggy game with female voices in it so they could jack off to thoughts of running after a female armor suit > no.. isnt that called UT ? :) % if i ever get a sister mp you'll be the first to know don't ask. % i wanna be a cheerleader when i grow up or grow some breasts anyway 8/3/01 % slof - the toilets looked like several people had exploded in them 20/3/01 memories of i6 as the gang start to prepare themselves mentally for the horrors of i7 % i think my phone line is cunted thats a technical term 12/4/01 % once a weeks enuf for any one =] 8/5/01 % is it wrong that im considering moving in with my girlfriend purely becuase she can get cable? 22/5/01 % oh, which one is for what? respectively just a a and b squad I say boring itll prob be screamin next season hat a in div2 hatb in div 3 well i was tthinking of playing a couple of games first, see how it goes like praccys OMG pra..ccy? praccy? we don't praccy hehe he said *praccy* *dazza faints :| =o *Crusader^ hides we don't dooo practice make him go awaaay lol Erk um erm neeeee make the nasty man leave! :) um... RUN FOR THE HILLS drex take over here :-/ thats it i quit...:) aye me to #q3hat in recruitment mode 7/6/01 % did i mention ive played tdm once ? :) kewl hehehehee Ur in ahhh an A side player eh teaser> your in then :-) you is hat a material then:) 0 :0 '_' did you get a negative net score? see we throw teams off how many tk's did you get? cos we dont do the normal things like camp RA plenty we camp rl ammo really puts em off :-) hehe to tru spawnpoint spammer? hear that guys? he got lots of tks. we can finally phase MindPhuck out. #q3hat in recruitment mode part 2 7/6/01 % If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck.. .. its a mech. Enki, Crus 15/6/01 % i made a forum for sbd on tuesday and the filtered swear words were counterstrike cs counter strike half life hl could say fuck all you like deep rooted anti cs feelings surface in subtle ways for q3 admins. 21/6/01 % what i lack in skillz i make up for with sheer aggression and rocket spam! 26/6/01 % "Can you take me seriously with a cow stuck on my head?" Xencat 29/06/2001 % "Why does everyone think I'm a cannibal?" Xencat 03/07/2001 % so.. has any1 started to warmup then ? for a game at 8? for TS? yeah warmup? in our moment of idleness? I think you overestimate our energy. 22/7/01 % 4v4 arms treaty negotiation really doesn't have the same appeal 4/8/01 % Crusader^ how u put the space in? er ? pressed space? 5/8/01 % I play guitar with picmip 5/vertex enabled 8/8/01 % "Eat Snacks!" Tanaqui the younger 18/08/2001 % "I send babies to Japan. It's my hobby!" Zoe 19/08/2001 % hatstand: supplying depressives to psychiatrists everywhere since 1990. 27/8/2001 % my only real gripe with cs is that you don't get any interest on your unspent cash 22/9/2001 % "Would I be a good messiah with my low self esteem, if I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?" Hell Yeah by Bloodhound Gang % it is round and yellow and burns yer skin wot like strong jif lemon? scottish people discussing the mythical "sun" 24/9/2001 % french doesn't count, that's not a language, that's a disease. 25/9/01 % what, you want to marry prince william? yeah i think hes dreeeaaaaaaaammmmy ssshh its a secret 25/9/01 % urm i say no as i dont know who it is we are merging with might not even like em:) heh wedge? care to elabourate? (no offence) *snippage* have u ever lead a clan before wedge ? arrow how old are you:) but that was shite i am 15 oh. ok i say no -- The Wedge Saga 1: The Phantom Clan -- 14/10/01 % wedge - so, let me get this right, u want us, a clan who has been around two years nearly, to merge with a new 'super' clan who is run by a 15 year old who has only ever led one team (arrow - who were shit) ? arrow were shit because no-one turned up okay that makes sence to me. *MindPhuck goes back to coding. thats a 1:1 correlation alright :) -- The Wedge Saga 2: Lame Wars -- 14/10/01 % i want a t-shirt with dazza is the best player in clan and a limo and a bitch who blows and ice cream for the small print talk to my agent -- The Wedge Saga 2.5: Intermission -- 14/10/01 % well if u want hat to stay... we have done sort of, van registered a "no" 1sec.. im a NO MindPhuck: HAHAH why not do an aa-c58? yeah wedge dont like the idea of hat being no more were not french :) i was in aaa i got an idea then they found i was english and booted me lol cos their gay -- The Wedge Saga 4: A New Dope -- % how about u get your supa clan and merge with HAT? *dazza^ faints well even give u a game.. every now and then ;) ooo HAT is ALREADY a super clan does this mean my contract negotiations will be foiled no what i mean is, have 2 squads, hat and rs. but kinda both the same were like friends and a community Average age = 20 + you mean like a HAT A and HAT B :) we've been down that route yer we invented the whole A B squad thing I still have a limp when its frosty *Nobby_ wants at least 50k a week and a place on the board -- The Wedge Saga 5: The Hatstand Strikes Back -- % kinda but like c58-aaa like kinda shit ? we both the best still from sponsership etc language mp yeah soz and both keep the same players didnt everyone leave c58 recently? yes the clan split with the funders (cyberfight.ru) im glad u pulled me up on me language cos i was gonna say it blows more goats then midget animal porn. yer but i didnt. hey midget animal porn is good! so thanx. I didn't know there were any midget animals lol anyway there are children present -- The Wedge Saga 6: Return of the Animal Pr0n -- % and were not dropping any players for anybody did i say drop? hat = a bunch of m8s we dont give a shit how bad or good u think they are i'm damned if i'm gonna get thrown away coz i don't cut the mustard >i only want those of u who can hold their own in div1. where else do u think they go yes. and as founding member although i play very lttle wedge you can stuff that up your arse -- The Wedge Saga 7: Hatters in Spaaaace -- % he was more of a tit than me # -- The Wedge Saga 7.5: Parting Shots -- % and another thing. why tf would we want speonsership we are doing fine as it is we got jobs well most of us =) some of the jobs even pay money regularly -- The Wedge Saga 8.125: Insert Credits -- % "We were playin; myself, koopa, MP and Van I think against the FH lads+OL, and Drex was our coach on Roger Wilco, and he's there to me "Zero goto red! goto red!" and I look at each door in the room in turn until he says "yeah, yeah that way, no! left! left!" etc, it was so funny, it was grand tho once i got into red, I generally didnt venture far. Of course, I got one of the quads, and got lost again, "zero, bring it to red! attack red!" and me all lost down in some corner-o'-death in the level miles away from anywhere skipping along picking daisies." Zero adjusting to CPM4 27/11/2001 % "Dear lord the tunes, it was like walking in one of those wacked out shops (selling mad dingly crap to make your life more spiritual)" Arclight on "Chilled Out Euphoria" in his barrysworld.com column 2/12/2001 % [23:38] goats had to come into it at some stage. MP sets the ctf.ie team straight on his approach to team management 5/12/2001 % *** OsamaBinLaden (jirc@usr1717-har.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #uk_goffs you aint seen me - right! *** OsamaBinLaden (jirc@usr1717-har.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (Quit: Leaving) 8/12/2001 % Bug reports like: "Sun rises on the west. It should be the other way round." Test session reports like: "We were two players on ASDL connection. One of us was in Buenos Aires, the other one on the Moon. We had terrible lag. When the player from the Moon moved to orbit around Earth, the lag significanlty decreased. It looks there is some problem with the netcode when some player is in the space with low gravity - but surprisingly in zero gravity it works well." ----- Ondrej Spanel, Lead Programmer - Lead coder for BIS (Operation Flashpoint) giving the lowdown on how to make a bug report - (bearing in mind OpFlash 1.1 had "improved seagull handling") 12/10/2001 % have 4 for a tdm prac ? .. Stallone> tellya what come on . u need a good after xmas workout you get 8 and we'll be there in spirit 29/12/2001 % [00:58] feistygrl [~kexchokla@du147-248.ppp.algonet.se] has quit IRC (If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.) % (Chadman) if idiots could fly, IRC would be an airport as seen on quakenation.com's IRC Llama of the Day, 21/1/2002 % only really care bout me q3 config 20gig of porn i can dl again some of it was testical tightening stuff tho van being philosophical about having to reinstall his system 22/1/02 % did you ever meet lea, paul? hehe <`noodles> Yes, I did meet Lea. <`noodles> She had herpes recently. <`noodles> Although those two sentences are unrelated! courteousy of the nobby quotes service 22/1/02 % Someone obviously used a poll-hack or a votebot. Voting through walls is guuy. a semi-anonymous comment on quake.ie about which game to play in the next WCG, and why CS isn't winning % i am...really bad....i've nailed some mingers in my time .. some of my m8's owe me big time sometimes u just gotta take one for the team :/ .. u know those 2vs2 dates lol d3f reminiscing on his lovelife % Three Pings for the T1-kings under the sky, seven for the cable lords in their halls of stone, nine for modem men doomed to die, one for the l33t lord on his l33t thrown, in the land of Quake where the shadows lie one ping to rule them, one ping to flood them one ping to own them all and in the darkness frag them in the land of Quake where the shadows lie % <[RTG]Crusader^> how many drops could a merc unit drop if a merc unit drop got dropped confusion reigns in interpreting the UTS mw4 league's rules, thanks to some choice terminology % [00:57] <[RTG]Crusader^> I got a brief sensor blip as I went through the main buildings area on palace gates, turn my torso to look at it, and ran thru a fuel tank which promptly exploded taking half my armour with it :) 27/02/02 % [18:44] »» quits PenX (~gniarf@d130.dhcp212-198-52.noos.fr) (When you kill 5 people in Unreal Tournament it is "MonsterKill", In Quake3 it is "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it is "Kicked by console" .) as seen on quakenation.com IRC Llama of the day, 4/3/2002 % Dear Sir/Madam, I believe you have used the colour blue in the construction of your site Room2001aspaceoddyssy.net. This particular shade of blue is in fact the intellectual property of Unnnf, Unnnff and UNNNF! LTD and we demand you change it henceforth. I have not demanded your death but will do once I have perfected my killer-death-flying-space-robots. as seen on http://www.quake.ie/room101/comments.asp?item=15 % msg mps wife lol hot cyber action. sweeeet lol wtf do u think im doing eh eh eh ? :) warming her up for us? course lol what kinda mate do u think id be if i didnt warm her up for u sloppy seconds wooo if its not goopy i dont want it my quoteometer is reaching danger levels :) lol > u wanna do cybersex then ? :) yes please :) haha this is weird duely warmed now get out ma way Van moving in on MP's wife in shock IRC dispute % [21:30] BlackAngel: Windows for Gauss Rifles 3.2 ;) discussing the realities of 31st Century warfare % There is very little greater than being honoured for your conduct in both victory and defeat. Except Donuts. -The way of the RTG % "Daddy Tom. Daddy Jug. Daddy cup. Daddy woof. Daddy tiger. Where are you?" Tanaqui 28/03/2002 % "I've got a mallet and a bit of wood. I can do anything!" Xencat 1/4/2002 % "Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it" -seen on illkillya's column on quake.ie 2/4/02 % [18:36] the physical tests have all come back positive 11/4/02 % ***Thorburn [~James@213.122.6.242] has quit IRC (\o/ ¬o/ 'hands up motherstickers, this is a fuckup!") 12/4/02 % [13:56] [MindPhuck] i rememberd i had a dream last nite about coaching! and u lot all giving out to me for my bad timing [13:57] [MindPhuck] i vaguely remember alys voice over TS going, MP, your useless player, useless coach, you might as well be in a div4 clan [14:01] [MindPhuck] my wife asked me why i woke up middle of the nite [14:02] [Dr_Claw] your wife wakes up cos you're tossing and turning in bed... [14:03] [Dr_Claw] all sweaty and then you shout out "TAKE IT ALY!" as seen on quakenation.com irc llama of the day 19/4/02 % Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. % ***Reborn|Away [_Tongue_@host213-123-54-82.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has joined #tsouls lo ne1 about?? o/ nop where did u get linux from?? cows linx* mo0o0 oh, thats milk, sorry. cows?? mo0o0o0o0 mo0o0o0o0o0o0 linux? uh lots of places no linx ure bot rofl rofl you need to ask in #feds thats for q ***pils^ [pilsner@se.quakenet.org] has joined #tsouls other chan services too where do they find these people.. linx is an IRCOP not a bot :) 4/5/02 % my wife said 'yes, i got that mp3'. I said, 'im glad your having more sucess then me in your dloads' and she goes 'thats cos i pray and you dont' 8/5/02 % And remember: Age! Wisdom sold separately. as seen on http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=51538 A post by ShadowCell on the jediknight2 forums 9/5/02 % [20:46] we don't camp, we're just locationally immobile talking about ukv tactics on #bwq3utl 9/5/02 % Small things make the world a better place today, Big things make the world a better place tomorrow. Crus 14/5/02 % Anyway I digress, my point is that yes, you can worry about every little thing and how its shortening your life by X seconds, but what good does that do if you haven't accepted you had a finite amount to start with? In the end I think its better to pay attention to what you're doing, rather than whats being done to you. Crus 14/5/02 % You know you've been gaming too long when: Its raining outside, and the wind is blowing it against your window... You look up and at the window, but none of the water on it appears to be moving, even though you can hear it raining... You wonder if something has crashed. 14/5/02 % "I think of drinking as taking an advance on future happiness in exchange for a short term, high interest loan on your physical well-being." -Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade % Did anyone else download that multiplayer test for New World Order? Did you load it, and then wonder if your computer had crashed? Maybe it was formatting your machine? And then were you like, no, I guess not, it just takes a week for it to do anything? But there's no bar to tell me that, so maybe I should do something to pass the time, like build a log cabin? And then, were you like, What The Fuck? Did it occur to you that they're going to need to get up a lot earlier than they apparently *do* to *properly* emulate even Counter-Strike, a game so Goddamn old that we have unearthed *fossils* of Tyrannosaurs, hunched over granite keyboards playing it? I just... God. I have no idea what this thing is trying to communicate. What is the purpose of it? I don't know what it's for. -Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade % ***Drachunov [Dr4ch@port-213-20-224-70.reverse.qdsl-home.de] has quit IRC (youarenotyourfuckingsystemspecs.youarenotyouruptimestats,yourscriptfile,oryouroversizeddesktopscreencap.youarenotyourbroadbandconnection.youarenotyourfuckingpostcount.) 5/6/02 % "The stars are bleeding." Tanaqui 11/06/2002 % <+ENG|shooty> *** Denmark has quit Worldcup (Read error: Connection reset by England) 15/6/02 England 3 Denmark 0 % I'm not alone 'cos the tv's on yeah I'm not crazy cos I take the right pills Jimmy Eat World - Salt Sweat Sugar 17/6/02 % "an act is not, as young men think, like a rock that one picks up and throws, and it hits or misses, and thats the end of it. When that rock is lifted the earth is lighter, the hand that bears it heavier. When it is thrown the circuits of the stars respond, and where it strikes or falls the universe is changed." "We must learn to keep the balance. Having intelligence, we must not act in ignorance. Having choice, we must not act without responsibility." "Who am I - though I have the power to do it - to punish and reward, playing with men's destinies?" From "The Farthest Shore" by Ursula K LeGuin, pg 361 in the earthsea quartet % "do nothing because it is righteous, or praiseworthy, or noble, to do so; do nothing because it seems good to do so; do only that which you must do, and which you cannot do in any other way." From "The Farthest Shore" by Ursula K LeGuin, pg 362 in the earthsea quartet % "'In Enlad,' said Arren after a while, ' we have a story about the boy whose schoolmaster was a stone.' 'Aye?... what did he learn?' 'Not to ask questions.'" From "The Farthest Shore" by Ursula K LeGuin, pg 365 in the earthsea quartet % "'It is hard for a dragon to speak plainly. They do not have plain minds. And even when one would speak the truth to a man, which is seldom, he does not know how truth looks to a man.'" From "The Farthest Shore" by Ursula K LeGuin, pg 438 in the earthsea quartet % [16:23] This is a small trick to play on your friends. [16:23] The idea is you email the link, they click on [16:23] it and their PC shouts "The boss is a cunt!" [16:23] (A lot.) [16:23] http://b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/ [16:23] * Aly dares stu [16:24] * Dr_Claw has sound muted tbh [16:24] for exactly the reason of stupid websites :P [16:24] it has gfx too [16:24] * Dr_Claw looks [16:27] * Aly wonders if claw has hammered alt-f4 too much [16:27] tbh [16:27] some fool had unmuted sound [16:28] and I've just rebooted :P [16:28] LOL 19/6/02 % ***Drizzt_DUncan [Drizzt_DUn@d66186.upc-d.chello.nl] has quit IRC (There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary language, and those who don't.) 30/6/02 % #4278 +(365)- [X] i beat the internet the end guy is hard courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #10739 +(22)- [X] * Spoon casts Wall of Silence *** Spoon sets mode: +m why? Because exo went insane no, he just brought his insanity up to another level * Sentinel checks.. *** Sentinel sets mode: -m THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE! *** Sentinel sets mode: +m courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #6519 +(46)- [X] my boss is okay except for the following scenario that we have to play out four or five times a year : Act I BOSS: Do A. ME: If we do A, B will occur. BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways. Act II BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED. ME: sigh courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #7848 +(46)- [X] Damocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! o/` Zibblsnrt smacks Damo for that ;) Zibblsnrt: Damo: I and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double-hulled buoyancy-controlled boat ofwar Zibblsnrt: I can outobfuscate your sorry ass anyday >%) Zibblsnrt dares someone to bloat that through another level. %) Damocles`: o/` i and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! E_of_C: The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that currently houses my conscious and those physical manefestations of my comrades all possess as our common residential abode the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war! courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #13213 +(101)- [X] Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error :o *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) fuck *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) fuck fuck *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) fuck stop *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) we're done >:) hmh? Your client got an error... yeah, we're done saying fuck everytime we said f*** *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) Quit saying fukc my bad fuck* *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) Someone says fuck and he drops ? *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #9322 +(64)- [X] Ouroboros: lets play Pong Ok. | . . | | . . | | . | . Whoops courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #6138 +(31)- [X] --> osx_newb has joined #cprogramming helo? 250 Vulpyne courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #1060 +(17)- [X] ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs the power cord courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #6755 +(29)- [X] optimism is having a ups on a win95 box courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #242 +(48)- [X] An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job. courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #14102 +(35)- [X] I think my cat is sick :( Why? It's all twitchy and stuff... I'm sure it's just lagged. Check its fps. courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #2047 +(12)- [X] so what happens to all these trout after they're used for slapping? are they in a pile somewhere? courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 6/7/02 % #14369 +(8)- [X] <_aa_> ebay just bought paypal they did?! what was their winning bid? courteousy of geekissues.org/quotes/ , as pointed out by madprof 12/7/02 % #13753 +(44)- [X] I have a time machine. That's your fridge Then explain how I can put perishable food items in there and take them out several days later STILL FRESH? courteousy of http://www.bash.org/ , previously geekissues.org/quotes/, as pointed out by madprof % #18126 +(5)- [X] I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think, "Probably has a favourite Linux distribution." courteousy of http://www.bash.org/ , previously geekissues.org/quotes/, as pointed out by madprof % "In God we trust... all others we monitor, jam, or deceive." --Electronic Warfare Cred EWRaven's signature on http://www.dropshipcommand.com/dcforum/DCForumID9/1319.html % "Think like a Wise Man but express yourself like the common people." W B Yeats % #3181 +(67)- [X] anyone know offhand how to make comments in lisp? people still use lisp ? people started using lisp? people can program? ..people ? ?? there was light? courteousy of http://www.bash.org/ , previously geekissues.org/quotes/, as pointed out by madprof % #22572 +(48)- [X] <@Oz> just reading about the human genome project <@Oz> what a waste of time, if only god had just released the source with the binaries courteousy of http://www.bash.org/ , previously geekissues.org/quotes/, as pointed out by madprof % #23119 +(32)- [X] Welcome to Britain, the USA's largest non-nuclear aircraft carrier! courteousy of http://www.bash.org/ , previously geekissues.org/quotes/, as pointed out by madprof % #3898 +(75)- [X] *** opinion (ED@blahblahblah.bla) has joined #bemani hey guys WHY DONT YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION *** ScumDog sets mode: +v opinion courteousy of http://www.bash.org/ , previously geekissues.org/quotes/, as pointed out by madprof % #4408 +(86)- [X] Katto: They will keep fighting, they think that dying in battle for their God is the greatest honor. But they also think they'll go to hell if they have pork in their stomach. Solution: Pork bullets. courteousy of http://www.bash.org/ , previously geekissues.org/quotes/, as pointed out by madprof % #8583 +(64)- [X] if superman and batman got into a fight, who would win? well, superman wears his undies on the outside...batman wears his on his head tough call courteousy of http://www.bash.org/ , previously geekissues.org/quotes/, as pointed out by madprof % \o/ - one man orgy! 12/9/02 % What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! -from Shakespeare's Hamlet % Kan du snakke dansk morphine?? can i fuck international misunderstandings in #urbanterror, 28/9/2002 1:34am % AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE *Webby^Kit watches room spin w00t, who needs to pay to go to an amusement park ;) I'll have a pint of whatever you're drinking Kit I find that kinda thing doesn't happen if I don't close my eyes :) I'm not drinking Tunk, lol :) why not!! cause then I'd be slouched over the porcelain king all night :P *Tunker hands Kit a sex on the beach cocktail shouting europe at the toilet? ooooh, drinking. good idea LOL *Webby^Kit hands cocktail to Kras calling Ralph on the big white telephone #cfs-2000 6am 9/10/2002 % whats going on then? those funny foreigners we took on are doing all this organising type stuff. trying to get us running like a proper clan again.. blimey lol they'll want funny foreign food next.. eee. :) ;) I hear they have this funny practice stuff in forin parts too aye.. I'll 'ave no truck wi' that practice nonsense.. time was we'd just get stuck in wi'out having seen each other for months. and we'd ose.. and we'd be 'appy wi' that. +l aye, that were proper mans time that were you knew where you stood with no practice all this nampy pamby practice la-de-da... they'll be wanting to win games next.. practice! we never had practice in my day. you got 30 bullets and a knife *if you were lucky* 30! - used to get a clip of 6 - and i thought life was grand *dRUNKgIRL gets the monty python link,.,, and they were beretta rounds! and half of them would be blanks! lol bullets! you don't know you were born! we 'ad to spit warm pebbles at enemy, an' that were on a good day. pebbles - oo you lucky git - i had to throw sand at em and kick em in the head warm pebbles! we used to lie awake at night and *dream* of warm pebbles. .. etc. #ukv on fine form 24/10/2002 % Trepanning: Open, Pour, Be Yourself Oncemore. Xencat 25/11/2002 % "made from cuts of prime beef? like, only divisible by itself and one?" Crus talking about frozen meals 25/11/2002 % he's bound to take it as a personal attack on his manhood though *smiles* it'll be testorone defence mode any minute +ost lol of course.. but Maj has a small penis, so that's fair. lool hehe no fair I was drinking! yes! *Crusader^ wipes his monitor that's the second person I've made spurt drink on their keyboard. #ukv discussing arguments in www.deadllamas.net comments, unfair on Majic really but still. 27/11/2002 % I sometimes feel guilty. baiting maj is like poking ferrets with sharp things.. they hiss and jump up and down but ultimately they just look silly. #ukv discussing arguments in www.deadllamas.net comments, unfair on Majic really but still. 27/11/2002 % "lazy people take the most pains." Ann Eavis % "ok, we're going in a heading of.. contact!" ArchAngel - RTG Mercs practice going slightly faster than intended. 14/12/02 % Lindsay's rat leaped spryly onto the table. "He's left it behind," Jane Murray said. She stroked its fur, and it chittered loudly. "The rat will come to order," Gomez said. He rapped the table, and they set to work. From Schismatrix Plus by Bruce Sterling, pg 219 .. in the future, even rodents aren't allowed to interrupt meetings. % 7. Flow Patterns "You're worried about something," his wife told him. Nikolai shook his head. "Yes, you are," she persisted. "You're upset because of that deal I made in pirate contraband. You're unhappy because our corporation is profiting from attacks made on your own people." Nikolai smiled ruefully. "I suppose you're right. I never knew anyone who understood my innermost feeling the way you do." He looked at her affectionately. "How do you do it?" "I have infrared scanners," she said. "I read the patterns of blood flow in your face." from Schismatrix Plus by Bruce Sterling, pg 314 .. in the future, relationships get a hand from technology. % http://www.planet404.com/~gonzo/bobafatt.jpg a more elegant weapon from a more civilised time lol heh I'm not sure the rocket pack would get him to hover, let alone fly lol you go to a star wars convention then gonz? Similar situation with http://www.planet404.com/~gonzo/fatfucker.jpg captain, its no good, i kanna reach the controls looks like a cross between fat bastard from austin powers and star trek. maybe austin powers 4? heh Moonbaker lol lol Goldenpie? http://www.planet404.com/~gonzo/1dsc02158.jpg that is just scary MY EYES! Pie another Day? http://www.planet404.com/~gonzo/ayb.jpg Man With The Golden Wonder nice The Pie is Not Enough View to a Grill thats good :) for your pies only The pie who loved me lol hehe man with the golden bun? heh nice .. #404 at work 20/12/2002 % "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Russell Crowe as Maximus in the film Gladiator 2000 % we take pride in our work the key's the execution.. and hey thats what we had in mind from "Been Training Dogs" by The Cooper Temple Clause % [22:04] xencat: because you can't define it, you have to describe the edges of it, the way it impresses onto you and the world around you (or your perceptions), like the tao, it is unknowable 14/1/2003 % #60889 +(49)- [X] (@Cypher) a hornet just flew inside :/ (Owen) OMG CALL A SWAT TEAM .. bash.org again % #7103 +(201)- [X] sbot jesus Jesus Saves! But Gretzky Rebounds, He Shoots, He Scores! tee-hee-hee jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes at the ticket counter Jesus saves, the rest of you take 5d20 damage. .. and more bash.org % #36646 +(20)- [X] you know you're a geek when you read the headline "Bush won't order ports reopened" and think they are talking about a firewall "By order of the President of the United States of America, -A input -p boats -l -j reject." bash.org % #15188 +(58)- [X] If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code' bash.org % #45789 +(149)- [X] <[j0n0]> games dont make people violent, lag does. bash.org % "good things come to those who wait... shit turns up pretty much right away." Rich Hall % "bill gates is the 18th richest country in the world" Rich Hall % "how come the winner of the miss universe contest is always from earth?" Rich Hall % #34974 +(91)- [X] h1 u wnat 2 d8? no nall, you're too l8 :( but it is r f8 maybe you should w8 because we just can't rel8 but we r old enuf 2 m8 you can't put food on my pl8 but when im with u i feel gr8 i thought we were going fishing i already bought the b8 maybe i should give you another chance with a clean sl8 bash.org % #18454 +(23)- [X] ah, math jokes don't drink and derive bash.org % #3244 +(134)- [X] *** rmah (rmah@24-168-58-10.nyc.rr.com) has joined #javascript greetings fellow humans Isn't that an unwarranted assumption rmah? no assumptions...I do not greet non-humans fair point. bash.org % "old hex-core saying, talk to pilot, go splat" Ne`Ban, starship pilot from Unreal2 % "stars are pretty, hitting them is not" Ne`Ban, starship pilot from Unreal2 % "have your people call my people, we'll be lunch" Ne`Ban, starship pilot from Unreal2, practicing his english % #22094 +(159)- [X] What's ADD stand for? Attention Deficit LET'S GO RIDE BIKES! bash.org % [12:56] *** Frag|UK (me@pc3-swan1-3-cust171.swan.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Quit: You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, The Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.) as seen on quakenation.com 29/3/2003 % #21787 +(187)- [X] *** Chimerasame is now known as MissScarlet ... must... resist... urge... *** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen *** Signoff: MissScarlet (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife))) bash.org % Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels, and 3 canadian mounties 5/4/2003 % #15848 +(91)- [X] I made a life-sized Battlemech out of legos. I would have taken over the city too, if I hadn't run out of 2x4s for autocannon rounds. bash.org % For children with short attention spans: boomerangs that don't come back. random quote on slashdot.org 16/5/2003 % [05:10] Crusader: I wouldn't want to face an elemental with a hand full of bishops .. during a discussion on the possibilities of using "trial by chess" against Clan opponents of the RTG % [Thursday 05/06/03 23:02:42] *** Now talking in #wizzzards [Thursday 05/06/03 23:02:42] *** Topic is 'Don't buy a dwarf with learning difficulties...............................................it's not big and it's not clever' as seen on quakenation irc llama of the day 10/6/2003 % If they are to be Gods let them have secrets; if they are to be Heroes let them be imperfect; and if they are to be Mortal, let them fail. 6/7/2003 % Star Wars: A Lack Of The Clothes comic misreads: #1 8/7/2003 % #111522 +(64)- [X] *sings* Ooooooooo-oh supersadomasochistinecrobestiality, it's when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality! bash.org % [16:30] xencat: Give me a brief beforehand and I'm a valuable asset, go there with no idea and I will own your consumerist soul. 8/8/2003 % The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find out. 18/8/2003 % "Alright thats it, I swear to *god* Caboose, your ass is so haunted!" Church (Deceased) from RedvsBlue.com to Caboose (Ep 10) % "Could you put that in a memo and entitle it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW?" Red Sarge from RedvsBlue.com (ep 12) % One who falls off chair laughing has greater fortune than one who who sits without laughter. Xencat 22/08/2003 % The life of a Xencat is always intense Xencat 22/08/2003 % If it's not in google it doesn't exist. Xencat, Permanently. % Genius inspires genius, stupidity stupidity, in all things equality and .. 26/8/2003 % #128114 +(1031)- [X] Time for my prayers: Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it. For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n. bash.org % help. stuck in office. elephant blocking door. going to make a run for it out of window. Further comminication if alive. LiveJournal entry from Sleipnir/Nobby while in South Africa 27/8/2003 % #6060 +(85)- [X] nice, local computer club uses kerberos for password based access to the clubroom instead of a key. if you give the wrong password, the door doesn't open. Instead the screen says "Kerberos bites you, kerberos bites you. You die." bash.org % #149189 +(126)- [X] anyhow, i don't consider myself asian. i'm white, but god screwed up my texturemap. bash.org % #148914 +(169)- [X] God I need to do laundry. At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch. catch? you mean there mOVING? Not as fast as the socks, but yes. heh bash.org % #80921 +(339)- [X] TwilightKnight: all i do is wait for Desert crisis 1.5 and play counter-strike all day Dr SpaZZo: Heh. Dr SpaZZo: Which, by definition, means I have more of a life than you Dr SpaZZo: Pity TwilightKnight: well i was making out with a girl today Dr SpaZZo: Liar Dr SpaZZo: Theres no such thing as a "girl" TwilightKnight: yes it is true! TwilightKnight: they arent the tales and ledgends we thought them to be TwilightKnight: they exist and live on the outside! TwilightKnight: In the daylight! Dr SpaZZo: Outside? Daylight? Now you're just making words up. bash.org % #8209 +(947)- [X] how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be? |<----------------------------->| (not to scale) bash.org % #69965 +(146)- [X] Spam email title: "Did you get your dsjtlkasjt today?" Why no, no I did not. bash.org % #20978 +(303)- [X] I want food build more farms bash.org % #111050 +(85)- [X] canada is basically USA Expansion Pack bash.org % is it wrong that I think of the time a microwave meal is cooking as "loading time"? Crus 17/10/2003 % #36560 +(88)- [X] I remember my brother's 21st. It was in a university hall and all I remember was eating a lot of asparagus. And speeches about people with briefcases. Toad, I think that was possibly a board meeting. It might've been! Did you come out with a slice of cake, or documents detailing the fiscal productivity of the 1998 year-end? This joke is now stale. like the cake Like the c-- bugger. Was the cake stale-- FUCK. There are no original quips left in this universe, we must recolonise immediately. bash.org % both games are pretty much based around person 1 says/does X, person 2 does not do Y, which would be obvious and would counter X, but does Z or A, that are only vaguely related but preclude anyone doing Y in the near future Crus, attempting to describe Mornington Crescent and 1000 White Cards 3/11/2003 % #168859 +(495)- [X] The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet. Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL. bash.org % #47220 +(173)- [X] Oh. My bad. I'm so used to speaking english here that I've become a tad rusty on my stupid. bash.org % #77198 +(65)- [X] where'd you two meet again? a mud. ahh Yah. I'm just glad he wasn't an axe murderer. heh, yeah but he swears he's never murdered a single axe so..... well that's good to know If you're an axe. bash.org % "we must be the only household that takes account of the tastes of the cat when buying IT equipment" Ann Eavis 11:40am 10/11/2003 % #173451 +(215)- [X] i have a ????? who is the admin here You have a horse? I'd like to buy a vowel. bash.org % #171987 +(921)- [X] Im going to be the next hitler Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown why the clown See? no one cares about the jews lmao bash.org % (I had correctly guessed they were camping near our base waiting for us to grab the flag. With our two smaller Mechs they probably figured that was our plan. My plan was to kill all of them. I don't like flags.) [RTG]Warder details the gamewinning strategy used to retake Crimond from Clan Wolf during Vengeance & Retribution cycle 1 19/11/2003 % #177548 +(675)- [X] For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips. 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. bash.org % ".. and we thought, what better way to advertise frozen pizza than with biplanes!" unknown interviewee talking about the Red Barons biplane display team % Today I have hit, bumped into or fallen over: 8 things! Crus 4/1/2004 % Nine Inch Nails: Sin Ill Niño: Confession Muse: Absolution 13/1/2004 % #205408 +(106)- [X] The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two" bash.org % #205633 +(382)- [X] WallJam7: roses are red WallJam7: violets are blue WallJam7: all of my base WallJam7: are belong to you bash.org % #99835 +(2732)- [X] Hey, you know what sucks? vaccuums Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? black holes Hey, you know what just isn't cool? lava? bash.org % Taken from a British soldier in WW2: When the German artillery fired, we ducked. When our artillery fired, the Germans ducked. When the American artillery fired, EVERYBODY DUCKED! -part of the signature of Mazz on gamingforums.com (Battlefield 1942 - FH Boards) % #55564 +(48)- [X] (During another round of mega splits on DALnet) how do u get into the servers? you can't. if you walked into a McDonalds when the kitchen was on fire, do you think they'd take your order? bash.org % #6393 +(139)- [X] i just read a book i got for xmas its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he says... He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke and shouts 'who fucking TKed me last round?' bash.org % my policy is if the girl has anything coming out, thin white worms, little black worms, tigers, bears, anything coming out from there, im dropping her off back at her house part of #1156 +(57)- [X] bash.org % #215638 +(141)- [X] Hah! I love slashdot sometimes. You know the old manta "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity?" Someone replied to it "If you know of a better way to make more virgins, I'd like to hear it." bash.org % Originally Posted by judge reinhold: captain 2 posts is tired of waiting FIRE UP THE FTP SERVERS Unrest on the FH forums is met with derision as the wait for 0.6 continues 1/2/2004 % #51830 +(89)- [X] We'll call it "Shut the hell up", and you'll go first. Now, the object of this game, Deos, is to shut the hell up. You're doing exceptionally well for a beginner. bash.org % #62705 +(254)- [X] the part i like is where IRAQ's going "we got nothing" and US is going "PFFFT WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU OUT" and then North Koreas going "CHECK OUT OUR NUKES, BUDDY" and US is going "Hey... are you iraq? no? THEN STAY OUT OF IT" bash.org % #88551 +(214)- [X] I don't play with WD40 anymore. I actually managed to light a fish on fire. while it was underwater bash.org % medicalchealsale ineligible backyard actual spam subject - now with random word generator! 5/2/2004 % Most games: Gold -> Ships -> Reviews CS: Condition Zero Reviews -> Ships -> Gold -> Reviews -> Gold -> Gold -> Delayed -> Reviews -> Ships -> ??? by Wazootyman from bluesnews.com discussion of CounterStrike: Condition Zero having (yet another) release date http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=viewthread&threadid=47300 25/2/2004 % #234970 +(879)- [X] so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's. he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!" he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!" he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!" he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!" now he goes to his third ho. he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!" he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!" next he visits the fourth ho. he asks her for his $250. hold on, wait a sec what? you said three ho's, not four. idioth. *Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman Don't correct me, bitch. bash.org % #237410 +(291)- [X] Damn, more spam invading my inbox Nooooobody expects the Spammer's Imposition! Our two weapons are offshore servers and feeble laws. Feeble laws and offshore servers. And fake headers. Our THREE weapons are offshore servers, feeble laws and fake headers. And gulliable horny lamers. Our FOUR weapons are... I'll come in again. -!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has quit [Come, Cardinal Bigglesworth!] -!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has joined #chat Riiiiiight... * Aviator tortures foo with the comfy V14Gr/ and the soft Debt Consolidation bash.org % #244367 +(151)- [X] <@Nosferatu> Sensitive men do exist... <@Nosferatu> A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up <@Nosferatu> leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his <@Nosferatu> bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of <@Nosferatu> cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly <@Nosferatu> medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on <@Nosferatu> the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would <@Nosferatu> have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but <@Nosferatu> she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by <@Nosferatu> his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each <@Nosferatu> other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. <@Nosferatu> After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying <@Nosferatu> there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and she asks, <@Nosferatu> smiling, "Well, how was it?" <@Nosferatu> The guy says: <@Nosferatu> "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." bash.org % #304502 +(75)- [X] it's funny, when I tell someone I'm an insomniac they almost always say "that's odd, I fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow" which is odd becuase I don't go around telling blind people "that's odd because I can see perfectly" bash.org % "young man, you'll notice that the only reason we have wings on the lightning is to keep the navlights apart" RAF instructor pilot to RAF pilot during introduction flight to the English Electric Lightning, famed for its sheer thrust % three thousand frogs when all you need is a toad. (Stick Figure Ninja : four frames of fun, Thu 5 Aug, 23:51, Reply) Isn't that ironic? It's like ten billion forks on your wedding day, or toast and jam when all you need is a poly-propylene based polymer. Or something. Sorry. Gettin' the crazies again... (The Neville : Tetriatic Underscore Factory, Thu 5 Aug, 23:54, Reply) http://www.b3ta.com/board/3560997 % "its what the kitchen is for" "what?" "to keep the murderers in." Nero Wolfe & Inspector Cramer, Nero Wolfe Season 2: Cop Killer % [00:31] Sleipnir: tiger woods + ryder cup == shit performance [00:32] Crusader: he's not exactly been shit hot outside it thus far, from what I've read [00:32] Crusader: which is surprising because for a while there he looked like the only way he could improve his game was to will the ball into the hole psychically [00:32] Sleipnir: hehe [00:32] Sleipnir: yeah [00:33] Sleipnir: but even when he was 'on fire' he didn't do so well in the ryder [00:33] Crusader: true [00:34] Crusader: seems to be the sort of anti-monty atm [00:34] Sleipnir: heh [00:34] Crusader: if they are paired in the singles THE WHOLE WORLD WILL EXPLODE! [00:35] Sleipnir: we've got an indian lad in the office.. (well english but supports indian cricket) really gives it out when they win... I will be supportign pakistan tomorrow :) [00:35] Sleipnir: hehehe [00:35] Sleipnir: i think they will colase in on each other to make a super dense black english american golfer from hampshire [00:36] Crusader: lol [00:36] Crusader: who plays quantum golf, and simultaneously cracks up and gets better under pressure [00:36] Sleipnir: ehhehe [00:36] Sleipnir: and wins every major while not actually winning them [00:37] Sleipnir: bias [00:37] Crusader: doesn't actually win because the PGA can either know where he played, or what his score was, but not both at the same time 19/9/2004 - during the Ryder Cup (Europe 11, USA 5 after day 2) % #49008 +(74)- [X] i'm hung like a zombie process bash.org % #414593 +(1661)- [X] DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired. bash.org % #41892* (28/46) <@SyNMaN> IIII BEEELLLLIIIEEEEVVVEE I CAAANNNN FLYYYYY, I BBBEEEELLLIIEEEVVEEE I CAAANN TOOOUUCCHH THE SKYYYY <@SyNMaN> although it might be the crack qdb.us % To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. Isaac Asimov % The mere fact that we have the flamethrower means that someone, somewhere once said - "You know, I'd really like to set those people over there on fire, but don't possess the means to do it" Hoshiko quoting George Carlin, principiadiscordia.com forums % #10910 +(424)- [X] ok riddle me this I open the pack of cigarettes pull out one pick up my lighter put the cigarette back in the pack then try to light my nose... What the fuck, over. bash.org % #43045 d1v1d38yz3r0: I just got accepted to MIT Citrus Man: They're waiting for you, Gordon. IN THE TEST CHAMBER. qdb.us, nice use of a halflife quote % #496748 +(170)- [X] Oh tell me why, do we build castles in the sky? <@Apoc> to make them harder to assault ...good point. <@Apoc> Lets see you get a trebuchet up here bitch bash.org % I'm looking for an optical processor that can do math at point 5 lightspeed. I expect this will be of particular assistance in my thesis project of calculating how fast a certain type of falcon can run. In the past, when trying to figure this out, I've had to hold the bird with a pair of grippers that would keep slipping out of my hands, and by the time I'd be done, I would have gone through maybe nine or ten pairs. With a faster processor, I hope to do the Kestrel run in less than 12 forceps. Chairboy (from a slashdot discussion of IBM slowing light signals) http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=167214&cid=13941723 3/11/2005 % #613563 +(512)- [X] ,meep> i hate the parents who go "does it wash off?" i'm like wtf! of course it freaking washes off it's face paint no i am going to permanently mark your child to look like a cat. bash.org % #647060 +(230)- [X] <@Rask> ... oh man <@Rask> The next version of TCP/IP <@Rask> Must replace SYN and ACK <@Rask> with ORLY and YARLY bash.org % Move over, L.J. Watching rookie free-agent center Nick Cole line up as a goal-line package fullback in practice inspired right guard Shawn Andrews to speak of his own aspirations to branch out. "Coach [Andy] Reid was saying something in a joking way [about Andrews playing fullback] before we did that drill, and I said, 'Nah, tight end.' He said, 'I didn't say that, I said fullback.' But he doesn't know my tight end history, obviously; I'm very capable of catching a pass," Andrews said. "My sophomore and junior years in high school [in Camden, Ark.] I was one of the top two or three tight ends in the nation, actually," said Andrews, who has slimmed down from about 400 pounds to around 340 this year, and is the Birds' fastest o-lineman. "I don't like to toot my own horn, but 'Beep-beep.' I was awesome. I think if I could get down to 260 or 270, even, I could run a 4.6 and probably be the best wide receiver in the league." http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/sports/15347127.htm %